Robert St. John

Comedy Tragedy Dog

Plays About Everything You Can Imagine

My collected works span ten volumes and over 2,400 pages of theatrical imagination. Click on each volume to see the plays included.

Volume One - Plays About Everything You Can Imagine: Mythical Monsters and Barely Human Robots

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Plays in this volume:

  • "Hercules"
  • "Automegarobotron"
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Volume Two - Plays About Everything You Can Imagine: Anthropologists in a Prehistoric Cave and a City of Anthropomorphic Bugs

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Plays in this volume:

  • "The Cave of The Magical Neanderthal"
  • "Slime City"
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Volume Three - Plays About Everything You Can Imagine: Wickedness and Love in Families, Snakes, Rock Music and Mummification

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Plays in this volume:

  • "Accumulation"
  • "House of Snakes"
  • "Eternity"
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Volume Four - Plays About Everything You Can Imagine: Government Shenanigans with Sacrifices, Magic Beans, Musketeers, and More

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Plays in this volume:

  • "Theseus and the Minotaur"
  • "Jackson and the Beanstalker"
  • "Musketeers in Ties"
  • "You've Been DCeived"
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Volume Five - Plays About Everything You Can Imagine: Excursions into the Dramatic Past and the Imponderable Future

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Plays in this volume:

  • "The Yankee Drummer"
  • "Revelation"
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Volume Six - Plays About Everything You Can Imagine: A Lewis Carroll-esque Creation and a Tale of Cops, Crime and Chemistry

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Plays in this volume:

  • "Molly Among the Lost Things"
  • "Criminal Elements"
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Volume Seven - Plays About Everything You Can Imagine: Dangerous Life as it is Dealt for Sheep and Sheepdogs and for Random Cards

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Plays in this volume:

  • "Everything in Australia Wants to Kill You"
  • "Everything Changes Hands"
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On Beyond Bonkers - Thirteen Plays About Everything You Can Imagine, Or Me Just Having Fun Writing for Grownups

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Plays in this volume:

  • "Let's Go Bonkers"
  • "Bottom of the Barrel"
  • "The Last Day of Video Star Planet"
  • "Facetime with Finnick"
  • "Born Funny"
  • "When a Bird Flies"
  • "Out of the Box"
  • "I Am Satan and I Have Come to Stay"
  • "Eat Me Not"
  • "Assisted Living"
  • "Cyclorama"
  • "The Doohickey"
  • "Kicking Ass Across Time and Space to Get Back to You"
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Waiting and Wagging at the Door: A Shared History of Humans and Dogs in a Slew of Short Stage Plays

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Plays in this volume:

  • "Apes are Stupid"
  • "Cave Canem"
  • "Yesterday I Had Wings"
  • "Escape"
  • "Fox Hunt"
  • "A Circus in the White House"
  • "The Dog Show Planned for April 15th"
  • "We're Not in Kansas Anymore"
  • "Space Dogs"
  • "Pupniks"
  • "The Shedding"
  • "A Collection of Nuts"
  • "Dogs Playing Poker"
  • "Passing the Test"
  • "Chew Toys"
  • "Conspiracy Theory"
  • "Dog Pound"
  • "Incompatible"
  • "How 'Bout Them Dawgs"
  • "The Unreal World"
  • "The Problem"
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